10. I do not MY SPACE
9. I Lost my chunky glasses
8. My Levi's are curvy boot.
7. I don't live in the hip part of town (even if I do live in the hip part of the country)
6. I don't even own a trucker hat
5. Have you ever seen me in aviator sun glasses?
4. I happen to look dreadful in anything American Apparel
3. Star tats? PuhLEAZE
2. My only ironic t-shit is the one I wear to the gym.
And the #1 reason I am not a Hipster:
PBR. BLECH!
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You are a chick who is cool like pie.
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